|This is deeper than it looks...|
As we drive home through Boonville (yes, that is the town's real name), we stop at McDonald's Drive-thru for lunch. I make John ask the McDonald's cashier if there are any Target, Kmart or Walmart in the vicinity. There is. So I ask John to drive to Walmart, and go inside and buy me some clothes. I tell him to pick up some sort of slip on dress, and what size to get. I make him park far back in the parking lot, away from any cars and people. As he runs in, I realize that it was my perfect luck that today would be the day someone was taking pictures for Peopleofwalmart.com and if spotted, I would be the unwitting model.
Luckily, our tale has a happy ending. John came out with a dress, which I quickly tossed on. Dry clothes never felt so good! And my lesson is learned. Sort of. The lesson is always have a towel and a spare set of clothes in your car.